New ficlet: I will survive
17 Jan 2005 03:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluespiritI will survive
by
Bluespirit
Pairing: VM/SB/OB
Rating: PG
Summary: Orlando can't go on...
Warning: crack!fic
Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction. The author is not making any claims as to the real life sexualities or preferences of the people portrayed here. This is purely for entertainment, not profit.
Notes: see end
Kind feedback is welcome - though possibly not deserved (g).
I will survive
by
Bluespirit
Orlando closed his eyes and tried to breathe. This couldn't be happening, there had to be some mistake - it couldn't really be over. Could it?
He felt his eyes burning with unshed tears and buried his head in his hands, despondency and pain washing through him.
He wouldn't survive, couldn't survive - not without…. His cheeks grew wet as the tears finally began to fall.
"Orli? Sweetheart?" Sean's soothing voice wrapped around Orlando like a down blanket. "Are you okay, baby?" Sean rested his arm across Orlando's shoulders and gave a quick squeeze. "It'll be all right…."
Orlando just shook his head and tried to muffle the sobs that now accompanied his tears. It wasn't all right - Sean just didn't understand…didn't know what it felt like.
"We're here with you, angel," Viggo murmured, sliding onto the sofa at Orlando's other side and cuddling him too. "You're going to get through this, we'll help you…."
Orlando dropped his hands to his lap and tried to smile as each was held gently. "I know you mean well - both of you…it's just that I don't think that I can make it through this…it's, like, just too much, you know? I don't think I can take this kind of loss…" His tears began again in earnest and he gave himself over to his misery - and the warm bodies cradling him so carefully.
"Shhh, baby…don't cry," Sean whispered, scattering tiny kisses across his cheek and temple.
"But what am I going to do?" Orlando sniffled helplessly, looking at each man in turn, his eyelashes moist with tears. "I mean, Maria is only halfway through 'Daffodils' - I *have* to know if it all works out okay for me and you, Vig! And then there's 'A Red Sun Rises' - Eirien said there'd be more and I want to know how you got made into a vampire, Sean and then hear more about how much you love vampire me!" Orlando's voice rose to a cry. "It's too much, I can't do it - I can't live without LJ!"
Orlando collapsed against his lovers and sobbed noisily.
"Oh, angel," Viggo said, gently wiping the tears from Orlando's cheek. "I'm sure that Live Journal will be up and working in no time and then you can check your friends' page and read all the stories that you want…."
"But in the meantime," Sean murmured silkily, "why don't you let me and Vig take your mind off it, eh?"
"Yeah?" Orlando smiled, his face suddenly bright with optimism and a certain amount of poorly masked lust. "You'd do that for me?"
"Of course we would, pumpkin," Viggo agreed, deftly unbuckling Orlando's belt and pulling the zip of his jeans down as Sean unbuttoned Orlando's shirt and eased it from his body.
"Anything for you, baby…."
Fade to black…
Orlando: Oi, wait a minute! What's all this 'fade to black' crap, man?! Where's the bloody sex scene?
Author: Look, Orli - this is just a silly crack!fic. I really don't need to write the details of some elaborate threesome - just use your imagination!
Orlando: Hmmmph. Bloody lazy writers…hey! Does this mean that I can just imagine anything and me, Vig and Sean will do it?
Author: Absolutely. Now, here's an industrial sized tube of lube - go and have fun!
Orlando: Awesome!! Hey, guys - you'll never believe this…
~
A few days later…
"So, you're happy now that your LJ is up and running again, sweetheart?" Sean smiled, nuzzling Orlando's ear.
"You have no idea," Orlando sighed, enjoying the feel of the warm lips and grinning happily as he sat on the sofa with his beloved laptop. "Home, sweet home, man…. Oh, and look at this! I have a new icon. It says 'I survived the great LJ crash of 05!' Cool, huh?"
"Very," Viggo chuckled, nuzzling at Orlando's other ear. Wow, stereo nuzzling - definitely very nice….
"And to think how well you handled it too," Sean murmured. "So calm, so reasonable about the whole thing."
"No whining," Viggo nodded.
"Or crying," Sean added.
"Or stamping your feet."
"Or throwing yourself across your laptop and declaring that your life is over and the world no longer has any meaning."
"Yeah," both men nodded in unison. "You're a real survivor, baby!"
The end
Notes:
Um? Sorry?
*ducks & runs*
(g)
Oh - if you haven't read them yet:~
Dancing with the Daffodils by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
marialayne
A Red Sun Rises byeirien_rhovan
by
Bluespirit
Pairing: VM/SB/OB
Rating: PG
Summary: Orlando can't go on...
Warning: crack!fic
Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction. The author is not making any claims as to the real life sexualities or preferences of the people portrayed here. This is purely for entertainment, not profit.
Notes: see end
Kind feedback is welcome - though possibly not deserved (g).
I will survive
by
Bluespirit
Orlando closed his eyes and tried to breathe. This couldn't be happening, there had to be some mistake - it couldn't really be over. Could it?
He felt his eyes burning with unshed tears and buried his head in his hands, despondency and pain washing through him.
He wouldn't survive, couldn't survive - not without…. His cheeks grew wet as the tears finally began to fall.
"Orli? Sweetheart?" Sean's soothing voice wrapped around Orlando like a down blanket. "Are you okay, baby?" Sean rested his arm across Orlando's shoulders and gave a quick squeeze. "It'll be all right…."
Orlando just shook his head and tried to muffle the sobs that now accompanied his tears. It wasn't all right - Sean just didn't understand…didn't know what it felt like.
"We're here with you, angel," Viggo murmured, sliding onto the sofa at Orlando's other side and cuddling him too. "You're going to get through this, we'll help you…."
Orlando dropped his hands to his lap and tried to smile as each was held gently. "I know you mean well - both of you…it's just that I don't think that I can make it through this…it's, like, just too much, you know? I don't think I can take this kind of loss…" His tears began again in earnest and he gave himself over to his misery - and the warm bodies cradling him so carefully.
"Shhh, baby…don't cry," Sean whispered, scattering tiny kisses across his cheek and temple.
"But what am I going to do?" Orlando sniffled helplessly, looking at each man in turn, his eyelashes moist with tears. "I mean, Maria is only halfway through 'Daffodils' - I *have* to know if it all works out okay for me and you, Vig! And then there's 'A Red Sun Rises' - Eirien said there'd be more and I want to know how you got made into a vampire, Sean and then hear more about how much you love vampire me!" Orlando's voice rose to a cry. "It's too much, I can't do it - I can't live without LJ!"
Orlando collapsed against his lovers and sobbed noisily.
"Oh, angel," Viggo said, gently wiping the tears from Orlando's cheek. "I'm sure that Live Journal will be up and working in no time and then you can check your friends' page and read all the stories that you want…."
"But in the meantime," Sean murmured silkily, "why don't you let me and Vig take your mind off it, eh?"
"Yeah?" Orlando smiled, his face suddenly bright with optimism and a certain amount of poorly masked lust. "You'd do that for me?"
"Of course we would, pumpkin," Viggo agreed, deftly unbuckling Orlando's belt and pulling the zip of his jeans down as Sean unbuttoned Orlando's shirt and eased it from his body.
"Anything for you, baby…."
Fade to black…
Orlando: Oi, wait a minute! What's all this 'fade to black' crap, man?! Where's the bloody sex scene?
Author: Look, Orli - this is just a silly crack!fic. I really don't need to write the details of some elaborate threesome - just use your imagination!
Orlando: Hmmmph. Bloody lazy writers…hey! Does this mean that I can just imagine anything and me, Vig and Sean will do it?
Author: Absolutely. Now, here's an industrial sized tube of lube - go and have fun!
Orlando: Awesome!! Hey, guys - you'll never believe this…
~
A few days later…
"So, you're happy now that your LJ is up and running again, sweetheart?" Sean smiled, nuzzling Orlando's ear.
"You have no idea," Orlando sighed, enjoying the feel of the warm lips and grinning happily as he sat on the sofa with his beloved laptop. "Home, sweet home, man…. Oh, and look at this! I have a new icon. It says 'I survived the great LJ crash of 05!' Cool, huh?"
"Very," Viggo chuckled, nuzzling at Orlando's other ear. Wow, stereo nuzzling - definitely very nice….
"And to think how well you handled it too," Sean murmured. "So calm, so reasonable about the whole thing."
"No whining," Viggo nodded.
"Or crying," Sean added.
"Or stamping your feet."
"Or throwing yourself across your laptop and declaring that your life is over and the world no longer has any meaning."
"Yeah," both men nodded in unison. "You're a real survivor, baby!"
The end
Notes:
Um? Sorry?
*ducks & runs*
(g)
Oh - if you haven't read them yet:~
Dancing with the Daffodils by
marialayneA Red Sun Rises by
eirien_rhovan![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:14 am (UTC)This made me giggle. You're a daft bugger at times but, dude, I totally see where Orli was coming from! I could have cried when I logged on on Saturday and LJ was down and I had fab news!
I met Sir Ian McKellen - but that's beside the point.
Cute fic, honey, glad you're okay and I was worrying for nothing.
Hugs,
.xx.
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:33 am (UTC)*wail*
Sorry to have been scarce & I certainly didn't mean to worry you, my angel!
*cuddles you*
And I know that I owe you email & lots of squeeing over your fabu trip to meet Serena! Yay!!!
*hugs you & begs for forgiveness*
I've been busy with boring RL stuff plus finishing watching Ewan's bottom, um I mean 'The Long Way Round'! ;-)
But I'm back now, baby girl!
*mwah*
*scurries off to catch up*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:28 am (UTC)Love it. And I'm one hundred per cent with Orli. Gawd I've only had a LJ for two weeks and I was totally bereft! ::::sob::::
Vampire? What vampire? Is there vampire fic out there I haven't seen? 8-S
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:34 am (UTC)Oh, you'll love Eirien's new vampire fic ('cus I know you love a good vampire tale.)
The link is at the bottom of my fic in my *cough* notes *cough* ;-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:31 am (UTC)Tis GREAT!! and so true.. man I was at a loss.. Just stood around blinking in the daylight and saying, "buh buh.. Wha'd I do nowwwww...."
And I may have to "steal" Orli's "I survived" icon!!! We all need one of those!!
teehee!!
*snuzzles you madly!!!*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:17 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it, sweetheart!
*mwah*
Luckily I was quite busy with RL so didn't miss the meltdown too much.
But it was definitely weird not to just be able to pop into LJ & see how everyone was!
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:37 am (UTC)You are a genius, and I adooore you!! :D
ROFL
Thank you!
*hugs*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:18 am (UTC)But thank you! (g)
*mwah*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 08:56 am (UTC)And I love you!! LOL!!!
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:19 am (UTC)Funnily enough you're not the first person to say this - & some of them were trained to look for this kind of thing! *wink*
*smooches you*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:14 am (UTC)i knew something like this would come along eventualy. i've been waiting.
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:15 am (UTC)Glad to see a story from you!!!
*squeezes your stockings off*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:21 am (UTC)*huggles you*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:16 am (UTC)That was so funny thanks for brightening my day
*hugs*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:22 am (UTC)Tis silly but I just had to do it... LOL
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:24 am (UTC)*hugs*
Btw - your icon is sooo appropriate for this story! *wink*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:19 am (UTC)You showed us the right way to handle this whole blackout-thing! Very funny! And also funny the emigration-immigration-wave to and from GJ!
Although I haven't been with LJ for very long I sat stunned and absolutly in a loss of words and action in front of my computer and the only thought that went through my head was: "Nooo! What should I do now??"
And now I'll go searching for this vampire-fic :-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:26 am (UTC)It just popped into my head while I was walking Rascal this morning & I had to write it! (g)
Do read Eirien's fabulous fic - the link is at the end of my post. :-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:49 am (UTC)And that's the reason why Orli wasn't on GJ...seems like he had other things to do :)
hope you didn't mind that I've friended you here, too!
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 12:50 am (UTC)Please do friend away! :-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 11:46 am (UTC)At least we can read fics like this and laugh about it, now.
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 12:57 am (UTC)LOL
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 12:08 pm (UTC)*loves it & loves you*
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 12:58 am (UTC)*huggles you tight*
Love your icon - Orli will probably be getting that one too (g). ;-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)I've never heard of "Dancing with the Daffodils" so I went over and checked it out. Thanks for the rec!
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:04 am (UTC)Isn't Daffodils amazing? Please do tell Maria - she really deserves lots of lovely comments. :-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 01:03 pm (UTC)You are truly priceless!!!!
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:05 am (UTC)Thank you! :-)
*hugs*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)I think we all did a little of that when LJ went down. (But I am missing out on that threesome...I guess I'll just have to imagine it...hmmmmmmm)
I <33333 this!
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:08 am (UTC)Yeah, these lazy writers who just fade to black... LOL
I don't usually, I promise - there's a lot of sex in my stories! *wink*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)Just marvelous, thank you!
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:10 am (UTC)Thank you!!!
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)Now I want you to write what happens when it fades to back... need some more viggorlibean fics!!
:O)
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:12 am (UTC)I would write some more of the lads but I'm a bit busy with a Vigorli fic & some more Green Glass right now (g).
:-)
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)*hug*
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:16 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 17 Jan 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)*throws thornless roses at your feet*
(I'd feel terrible if I managed to injure you while trying to praise you!!)
I loved this!! Very cute ... just what I needed :)
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 01:17 am (UTC)*blushes*
Twas very, very silly but I was helpless in the face of a tearful Orli muse (g).
That's my excuse & I'm sticking to it!
And I *adore* roses - thank you!
*mwah*
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 03:17 am (UTC)Hey love! Good to hear your dulcet tones...
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 03:44 am (UTC)Though I was busy myself so it didn't really affect me. Orli on the other hand... (g)
Hope everything's okay with you?
*huggles*
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Date: 18 Jan 2005 11:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 11:22 am (UTC)*mwah*
*hugs*
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Date: 19 Jan 2005 12:15 am (UTC)silly boy. he so needs Sean & Vig to take care of him. =)
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Date: 19 Jan 2005 07:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 19 Jan 2005 01:49 pm (UTC)This was very very cute! So glad I took the time to read! ;-)
"Bloody lazy writers" I'm going to remember he said that next time I put him through the wringer on a threesome after threesome after.... he gets the idea.. right Orli? hehehe
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Date: 21 Jan 2005 01:48 am (UTC)Yeah, these muses can be *so* pushy! LOL
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Date: 22 Jan 2005 03:02 am (UTC)*pets Orli and reassures him that there will be more loving of vampire him soon* :P Thanks, hon. :D *mwah*
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Date: 22 Jan 2005 06:13 am (UTC)*mwah*