bluespirit: (VigOrliSean ~ snuggle)
Bluespirit ([personal profile] bluespirit) wrote2005-01-17 03:55 pm

New ficlet: I will survive

I will survive
by
Bluespirit

Pairing: VM/SB/OB

Rating: PG

Summary: Orlando can't go on...

Warning: crack!fic

Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction. The author is not making any claims as to the real life sexualities or preferences of the people portrayed here. This is purely for entertainment, not profit.

Notes: see end

Kind feedback is welcome - though possibly not deserved (g).



I will survive
by
Bluespirit

Orlando closed his eyes and tried to breathe. This couldn't be happening, there had to be some mistake - it couldn't really be over. Could it?
He felt his eyes burning with unshed tears and buried his head in his hands, despondency and pain washing through him.
He wouldn't survive, couldn't survive - not without…. His cheeks grew wet as the tears finally began to fall.

"Orli? Sweetheart?" Sean's soothing voice wrapped around Orlando like a down blanket. "Are you okay, baby?" Sean rested his arm across Orlando's shoulders and gave a quick squeeze. "It'll be all right…."

Orlando just shook his head and tried to muffle the sobs that now accompanied his tears. It wasn't all right - Sean just didn't understand…didn't know what it felt like.

"We're here with you, angel," Viggo murmured, sliding onto the sofa at Orlando's other side and cuddling him too. "You're going to get through this, we'll help you…."

Orlando dropped his hands to his lap and tried to smile as each was held gently. "I know you mean well - both of you…it's just that I don't think that I can make it through this…it's, like, just too much, you know? I don't think I can take this kind of loss…" His tears began again in earnest and he gave himself over to his misery - and the warm bodies cradling him so carefully.

"Shhh, baby…don't cry," Sean whispered, scattering tiny kisses across his cheek and temple.

"But what am I going to do?" Orlando sniffled helplessly, looking at each man in turn, his eyelashes moist with tears. "I mean, Maria is only halfway through 'Daffodils' - I *have* to know if it all works out okay for me and you, Vig! And then there's 'A Red Sun Rises' - Eirien said there'd be more and I want to know how you got made into a vampire, Sean and then hear more about how much you love vampire me!" Orlando's voice rose to a cry. "It's too much, I can't do it - I can't live without LJ!"

Orlando collapsed against his lovers and sobbed noisily.

"Oh, angel," Viggo said, gently wiping the tears from Orlando's cheek. "I'm sure that Live Journal will be up and working in no time and then you can check your friends' page and read all the stories that you want…."

"But in the meantime," Sean murmured silkily, "why don't you let me and Vig take your mind off it, eh?"

"Yeah?" Orlando smiled, his face suddenly bright with optimism and a certain amount of poorly masked lust. "You'd do that for me?"

"Of course we would, pumpkin," Viggo agreed, deftly unbuckling Orlando's belt and pulling the zip of his jeans down as Sean unbuttoned Orlando's shirt and eased it from his body.

"Anything for you, baby…."

Fade to black…

Orlando: Oi, wait a minute! What's all this 'fade to black' crap, man?! Where's the bloody sex scene?

Author: Look, Orli - this is just a silly crack!fic. I really don't need to write the details of some elaborate threesome - just use your imagination!

Orlando: Hmmmph. Bloody lazy writers…hey! Does this mean that I can just imagine anything and me, Vig and Sean will do it?

Author: Absolutely. Now, here's an industrial sized tube of lube - go and have fun!

Orlando: Awesome!! Hey, guys - you'll never believe this…

~

A few days later…

"So, you're happy now that your LJ is up and running again, sweetheart?" Sean smiled, nuzzling Orlando's ear.

"You have no idea," Orlando sighed, enjoying the feel of the warm lips and grinning happily as he sat on the sofa with his beloved laptop. "Home, sweet home, man…. Oh, and look at this! I have a new icon. It says 'I survived the great LJ crash of 05!' Cool, huh?"

"Very," Viggo chuckled, nuzzling at Orlando's other ear. Wow, stereo nuzzling - definitely very nice….

"And to think how well you handled it too," Sean murmured. "So calm, so reasonable about the whole thing."

"No whining," Viggo nodded.

"Or crying," Sean added.

"Or stamping your feet."

"Or throwing yourself across your laptop and declaring that your life is over and the world no longer has any meaning."

"Yeah," both men nodded in unison. "You're a real survivor, baby!"

The end


Notes:
Um? Sorry?

*ducks & runs*

(g)


Oh - if you haven't read them yet:~
Dancing with the Daffodils by [livejournal.com profile] marialayne

A Red Sun Rises by [livejournal.com profile] eirien_rhovan




[identity profile] pirate-hussies.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is how you've been spending your time?! Here I was, worrying about you because you've been very quite over the last few days...and now I know why!
This made me giggle. You're a daft bugger at times but, dude, I totally see where Orli was coming from! I could have cried when I logged on on Saturday and LJ was down and I had fab news!
I met Sir Ian McKellen - but that's beside the point.
Cute fic, honey, glad you're okay and I was worrying for nothing.

Hugs,
.xx.

[identity profile] caffyolay.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
::::::HOWL:::::: Wonderful!!!! heheheheheheh. ;-P
Love it. And I'm one hundred per cent with Orli. Gawd I've only had a LJ for two weeks and I was totally bereft! ::::sob::::

Vampire? What vampire? Is there vampire fic out there I haven't seen? 8-S

[identity profile] darknightjess.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh lordy!! I have rolled about hooting over this!!

Tis GREAT!! and so true.. man I was at a loss.. Just stood around blinking in the daylight and saying, "buh buh.. Wha'd I do nowwwww...."

And I may have to "steal" Orli's "I survived" icon!!! We all need one of those!!

teehee!!

*snuzzles you madly!!!*

[identity profile] ariadni.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL
You are a genius, and I adooore you!! :D
ROFL
Thank you!
*hugs*

[identity profile] thalassatx.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
You are SUCH A NUTTER!!

And I love you!! LOL!!!

[identity profile] worsttwinsever.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

i knew something like this would come along eventualy. i've been waiting.

[identity profile] queen-mean-jean.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
That was brilliant!!!! I know how Orli felt!!! If only I had the distractions he had....Oh well I truely had enough of Real life....
Glad to see a story from you!!!
*squeezes your stockings off*

[identity profile] dirtysidekick.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

That was so funny thanks for brightening my day

*hugs*

[identity profile] tati.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO this disaster definitely inspired many people :)) this is already the second crack!fic about it that i've read *giggles some more* not to mention all the icons made about it :D

[identity profile] bubble-babs.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
squee :-D *ROFL*
You showed us the right way to handle this whole blackout-thing! Very funny! And also funny the emigration-immigration-wave to and from GJ!
Although I haven't been with LJ for very long I sat stunned and absolutly in a loss of words and action in front of my computer and the only thought that went through my head was: "Nooo! What should I do now??"
And now I'll go searching for this vampire-fic :-)

[identity profile] bijou69.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
*ROFL*

And that's the reason why Orli wasn't on GJ...seems like he had other things to do :)

hope you didn't mind that I've friended you here, too!

[identity profile] oceansnset.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
There seems to be a lot of people that can really relate to what poor Orli was going through.

At least we can read fics like this and laugh about it, now.
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[identity profile] londinensa.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wahahahahaha! *rotflmao*

*loves it & loves you*

[identity profile] chibikei.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*falls over laughing* Sounds like me the other day... Wonderful wonderful wonderful! So true, so perfect.

I've never heard of "Dancing with the Daffodils" so I went over and checked it out. Thanks for the rec!

[identity profile] araestel.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!!!!!!!

You are truly priceless!!!!

[identity profile] laviegirlie.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
::mad giggles::

I think we all did a little of that when LJ went down. (But I am missing out on that threesome...I guess I'll just have to imagine it...hmmmmmmm)

I <33333 this!

[identity profile] kristyana.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*rotflmao*

Just marvelous, thank you!
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[identity profile] galor5.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's some pretty funny stuff man!

Now I want you to write what happens when it fades to back... need some more viggorlibean fics!!

:O)

[identity profile] serein-03.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This just cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh. I truly needed it.

*hug*

[identity profile] uinendolothen.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why on earth are you ducking and running?? That was fabulous!!

*throws thornless roses at your feet*

(I'd feel terrible if I managed to injure you while trying to praise you!!)

I loved this!! Very cute ... just what I needed :)

[identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Was LJ down then? I barely noticed *hangs head*

Hey love! Good to hear your dulcet tones...

[identity profile] nanakomatsu.livejournal.com 2005-01-18 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sooo late... but yay *lmao* so funny ;) Have I told you lately that I adore you? :D Thanks for sharing! *huggles*

[identity profile] nieninque121.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
*roflmao*
silly boy. he so needs Sean & Vig to take care of him. =)

[identity profile] tularia.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO! If Only they did read our journals! *rolling my eyes* OY! LMAO
This was very very cute! So glad I took the time to read! ;-)
"Bloody lazy writers" I'm going to remember he said that next time I put him through the wringer on a threesome after threesome after.... he gets the idea.. right Orli? hehehe

[identity profile] eirien-rhovan.livejournal.com 2005-01-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Wonderful! I've got a bad case of the giggles now. *gg* Love you!

*pets Orli and reassures him that there will be more loving of vampire him soon* :P Thanks, hon. :D *mwah*

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