bluespirit: (soulful!Orli)
Bluespirit ([personal profile] bluespirit) wrote2004-05-03 07:57 am

The Calcium Kid



So we went to see The Calcium Kid last night.

First of all can I just get this off my chest please?

Orlando Bloom is just the cutest, most adorable boy in the world! ::heart::

Okay, so obviously this isn't going to be an objective review but here are my thoughts about this film. (g)

(Be warned: spoilers under the cut.)


adorable!Orli as Jimmy



The Calcium Kid is a low budget little Brit flick. It has a first time director & unfortunately this shows. The film doesn't quite seem to make up its mind what it is; bouncing from slapstick silliness to a little more of a comedy-drama. Due to this the pace does lag a bit in the middle of the film but then picks up very nicely for the final 20 minutes. The plot is improbable but that's part of the whole 'joke'; the film is a comedy & so it works well within that framework.
The supporting characters are competent although unfortunately a couple have been written more as caricatures which is rather distracting & occasionally a little irritating.

However, Orlando's performance is lovely. He plays shy, naiveté beautifully and despite the limits of the script & direction we also see the character of Jimmy grow during the film. He has a nice turn for comedy & I laughed out loud when he was quoting some of his dad's words of wisdom, he gave it just enough with the big-eyed sincerity to be truly funny. There was also an adorable little 'fumbling under the covers' scene with Jimmy doing his 'morning press ups' (g) which was very cute & his face was a picture! Aw bless!
Orlando has much more to get his teeth into with the role in the last third of the film & he does so brilliantly. I particularly liked the meeting with his Dad in jail - some lovely work from him there.

On a purely shallow level we do get to see Orli in his boxing kit, hence bare-chested - for much of the film & he is truly stunning! I especially loved him in his white satin fight gear! ::wink::

So overall - not the best film I've ever seen but certainly not the worst by a long chalk.

I enjoyed 'The Calcium Kid' & had a smashing evening watching the completely gorgeous & edible Mr Bloom on the big screen. ::smiles::



[identity profile] nieninque121.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like a good eye-candy film. =D

My soundtrack: Two Houses: Paul Gross
wow, don't know that many people who's actually heard of that song!
my sister bought the album, she's a big Due South fan.

[identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like a good eye-candy film. =D

Definitely! It's an undemanding, silly romp of a film & it's nice to see Orlando doing comedy too. Not to mention showing off his bod...did I say that?! (g)

As for Paul Gross - yep I have the CD (still listening to it right now.) I love him it!