"Colonel! Colonel! Wake up will you? We have that stupid staff photo shoot to attend & I can't find my shirt!"

"Wha? Rodney, it's early..."

"Yes, yes, but we have to go & make nice & smile for the birdy. Now where's my shirt?"

"Um, you mean this one?"

"What the?! What are those stains?"

"Well, I kinda used it last night."

"..."

"You'd already rolled over & were snoring, Rodney - what else was I supposed to do?"

"I don't know, let me think - go & get a towel, maybe?!"

"Butyouweresocomfy&Ididn'twanttogetup."

"What was that?"

"You were so comfy & I didn't want to get out of bed, okay?"

"Oh... Um, well, okay then. But you'll have to loan me a shirt, John."

"No problem, Rodney."

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