From the ridiculously talented & fabulous
legomyarrow:

You are the Schmoopy Plot. "I love you more
than life itself, now let's cuddle and say
things men would never say and have
insignificant problems that we think are going
to end the world and then after all that we'll
only put out in the very last chapter.
Which Slashy Plot Cliche Are You? brought to you by Quizilla*sniggers*
Um, okay - you got me!
Though I'll have you know that there was sex in chapter ten of G
reen Glass!
See? Not the last chapter at all... *wink*
Plus various bits of masturbation earlier on too!
And once they got going, those boys really did keep at it... LOL